Future Hikers Gifts

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Oh, crap.'

'Echo Tourism'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Earth Reset Button.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

Tourists

Waymark

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'