Newbie Nature Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'