Natural Novice Gifts

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Today we learned to count to one.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Triple whammy."

My First Boat

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Beginner's luck."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

The not-so-living wall

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'