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'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Been waiting long?'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Fishing

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Summer Sledding

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Ice Whaling

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."