Juvenile Fisher Gifts

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Been waiting long?'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Fishing

Summer Sledding

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Ice Whaling

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."