Jovial Fisherman Gifts

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Fishing and new technologies

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Do you know what girls want?

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

Enthusiastic man

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

Naysayers keep out.

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'I can't explain it, but somehow, when I walk past here, I feel strangely insecure.'

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."

"Age, nothing - I'd be satisfied to play my weight"

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'