Jovial Fisher Gifts

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Complaints Desk

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"