Beginner Fishing Explorer T-Shirts

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fishing with God

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Heads or tails?"

Kissing the Fish

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'