Beginner Fishing Explorer Gifts

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fishing with God

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Loud mouth bass.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

Kissing the Fish

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'