Beginner Fisherman Gifts

Fishing Learner

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fishing with God

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'Catching flying fish...'

Fishing and new technologies

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'