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'First time fly fishing?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Fishing direction sign.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Only caught one, eh."

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'How are they biting?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'