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'First time fly fishing?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Fishing direction sign.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Only caught one, eh."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.

'How are they biting?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'