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Notice the strong, long line...notice the hook!

Flyfishing for dummies.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Statue fishing.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Need anything today?'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Fishing Camp.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'First time fly fishing?'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Hamburger Bait

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."