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Notice the strong, long line...notice the hook!

Flyfishing for dummies.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Need anything today?'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

Hamburger Bait

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'First time fly fishing?'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

Eskimo ice fishing.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Did you catch all by yourself?'