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"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Fishing with God

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Touché"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A Preschool of Fish

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Heads or tails?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'I wish I was creative'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"