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"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Fishing with God

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

A Preschool of Fish

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'I wish I was creative'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Heads or tails?"