Casual Fisherman Gifts

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

The Yacht

Ice fisher.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Built and Built without a permit.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Mountain escalator.

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

Luckily I hit the pin!

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

A Flag in One