Casual Fisherman Gifts

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

The Yacht

Ice fisher.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Built and Built without a permit.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Mountain escalator.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Luckily I hit the pin!

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

A Flag in One