Porch Angler Gifts

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Fishermen

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."