Porch Angler Pillows

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Fishermen

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou