Porch Lover Gifts

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Man showing in the rain.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

Relaxing in the Sun

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

The High Line at Giza

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man rakes a tree

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Picnic with thieves

You can't get what up

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'