Adventurous Fisher Gifts

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Fight or flight?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Stonehenge Books

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Book Shop

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

Untested Egg Recipes.