Adventurous Fisher Pillows

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Clam Spearing

'It's an acquired taste!'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Fight or flight?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Stonehenge Books

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Book Shop

Untested Egg Recipes.

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"