Loves Fishing Jokes Gifts

Fish Eye Tests.

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Happy Brexiters

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"GO FISH!"

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Any luck?'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"