Snorkeling Humorist Gifts

Russian snorkelling club.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Guide fish.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

'We're drifting apart.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fish Farm.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'