Snorkeling Snob Mugs

Common Dolphin

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Fish snorkling above water.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Is the water cold?'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'