Snorkel Lover Mugs

Fish snorkling above water.

Australia is going to fight global warming by subsidising snorkels for the Pacific Islands

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I blame global warming!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diving Cat.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Pirate

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Fishing boat.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.