Snorkel Lover Pillows

Fish snorkling above water.

Australia is going to fight global warming by subsidising snorkels for the Pacific Islands

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diving Cat.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.