Snorkeling Satirist Mugs

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Turtle Hat

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'