Snorkel Enthusiast Gifts

Start of the school year

'Miss Jones, exactly what modifications have we done to the secretarial pool?'

'Is the water cold?'

Shark snorkler.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Fishing Tales

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boat wedding.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Local food for local consumption

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'