Snorkeling Adventurer Gifts

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

Seagiraffes

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Fishing Tales

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diving Cat.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Distracting the fish.'