Snorkeling Adventurer Gifts

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

Seagiraffes

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fishing Tales

Sailor in Car.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'