Sea Escapade Explorer Mugs

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Thar she blows!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Revenge had come.