Sea Escapade Enthusiast Mugs

"I'll bet you have some stories."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Romance on the Yacht

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Revenge had come.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

FISH ESCAPE.

Really Early Vikings

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."