Underwater Adventure Mugs

'Here come the slimmer people.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Guide fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.