Underwater Wanderer Mugs

"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Exit only.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Lighthouse Beam.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Battery Lighthouse

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Guide fish.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski