Ocean Wanderer Mugs

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"According to our GPS we're 2300 nautical miles from nearest knowledge economy."

"You call this a knot?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Does it have a remote control?'

'Sorry to call you back from your vacation on such short notice, Smith.'

'No surf?'

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'It's just a shallow little stream, you said. It doesn't empty into the ocean, you said. Go ahead...cross it, you said...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Cruise Ships

Gag iceberg.

"YOu would be surprised at what the tide washes up..."

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

'Eat local, or the other side of the world?'

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

White Horses

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"This isn't what I had in mind when you said, 'Let's take a cruise!'"

'I'm not sure about this 'evolution' stuff -- My sinuses feel funny!'

"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."

First cruise ship arrives in Cuba from the USA in more than 50 years.

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

Scary clown fish

Crabs

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"Thanks for the directions ... "

The End of the Pirate Age.

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Made in China I thought we were in Cape Cod,'