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"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Battery Lighthouse

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Fishing.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"That's the deep end."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"