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"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Battery Lighthouse

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Fishing.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Canadian Canoe.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"That's the deep end."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'