Waterfront Enthusiasts Gifts

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Bankside

'...and this is the water garden...'

A family playing in the sea

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Children playing around a water pump

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Freddie's water

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

Champagne and Oysters

No Shoes, No Service.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."