Beach Body Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I have my diet of raw fish to thank for my figure!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Bench Press Accident

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Fish Shoes.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Man crawling towards a bikini clad woman.