Beach Body Dreamer Mugs

"Mommy makeovers"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Bench Press Accident

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

The tanning channel.

"This is it? No video?"

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Who says I'm beached?'

Mental To-Do List