Beach Bum Dreamer Mugs

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Nation-building never works."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

'Thank-you God.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Hiding the electronics.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Surfing koala.

'I blame global warming!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."