Beach Bum Dreamer Pillows

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Nation-building never works."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Bad fake tan day.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Hiding the electronics.

Iliadette.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Surfing koala.

'I blame global warming!'