Beach Body Hopeful Gifts

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Bench Press Accident

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Newton's vacation

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

The tanning channel.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Who says I'm beached?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'