Beach Dreaming Gifts

Writer's irony.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Segregated Beach

Summer reading for the family.

A man plays golf by the sea

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This is it? No video?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

Sandcastles

The tanning channel.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'