Beach Bliss Seeker Prints

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Two Retirement Options

Marry me on a surfboard

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"His first out-of-body experience."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

Surf Casting

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Easter Island Shades...