Baby Joy Enthusiasts Gifts

Baby Shower.

"His first out-of-body experience."

Santa Claus's Mail

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Clown on bike.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

If you're happy and you know it...

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'