Baby Chaos Enthusiasts Gifts

Feeding the baby

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I need to know who started it."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

Bouncing baby

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'