Baby Chaos Enthusiasts Prints

Feeding the baby

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"I need to know who started it."

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital