Baby Bliss Gifts

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Babies vs. Dogs

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Resourceful toddler

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"