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Swinging

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Sparkler

Football/Soccer bubbles

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"They grow up so slow."

"This is where I come to unwind."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Weathervanes.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'