Child's Aspirations T-Shirts

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I'll have the usual."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

The Day Dreamer.

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'