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The only way is up!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The Day Dreamer.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..