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'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

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The Day Dreamer.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

Rainbow/Horizon

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Targets

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."

Careerist

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."