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'Library built out of books.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Day Dreamer.

Scientists building a tower

Rainbow/Horizon

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Where do you see yourself 5 years ago?"

The only way is up!

"They say you should dress for the job you want."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Ballad of a Replacement Player